What to buy Dads for Father’s Day (Especially the ones who want nothing)

Father’s Day. That yearly occasion where we all panic about what to get the man who says he doesn’t want anything, already owns everything and insists he’s just happy with a nice cup of tea. It is classic Dad behaviour! My dad always says he doesn't want anything but I bet if I got him nothing the worst daughter award would go to me! 

While the shops are full of socks, beer mugs and “Best Dad Ever” keyrings it’s tricky trying to pick something that feels thoughtful, without spending a fortune especially if your dad is the kind of bloke who doesn’t want a fuss. Here are some ideas of what to avoid and what would make a great gift!

Let’s get the least wanted gifts out of the way, you know those gifts that just scream "I just grabbed you at the supermarket as I couldn't think of anything else". Here are a few of the most common least wanted Father’s Day presents:

Another novelty mug - He already has 27 in the cupboard, including one from 1994 with a fading “World’s Best Dad” sticker.

Gimmicky gadgets - Like a self stirring cup or a golf ball shaped ice cube tray. Fun for five minutes, then they get put straight to the back of the drawer.

Socks with jokes on them - Unless your dad specifically asks for socks that say “Grill Master”.

Toiletry gift sets - Unless they are good one's. I am thinking the ones with a weird body spray scent that’s half Lynx, half petrol station air freshener.

Ties - Unless he still wears them regularly. In which case, fair play. But for most dads? Nope.

Now let’s move on to the good stuff! Here are some budget friendly but brilliant gift ideas for the Dad who wants nothing!

A Dad Voucher book - Homemade or bought!

Make your own mini book of “Dad Vouchers” with things like: One car wash (done properly!), a cooked breakfast, an afternoon of watching whatever he wants on TV with no moaning allowed or a trip to the chippy on you. These are fun, personal and cost very little, just your time. You can print them at home or find pre made versions online for just a few pounds.

A personalised keyring!

Not the cheesy kind! Look on places like Etsy for keyrings you can personalise with a little message or even a soundwave of your voice. Lots are under £10 and feel a bit more special than your standard “Best Dad” fare.

A box of his favourite snacks!

Not just a multipack of crisps, I'm talking a mini hamper of his favourite bits. Think of his favourite snacks: those posh peanuts that he only gets at Christmas, pickled onion Space Raiders which are a blast from the past, fancy beer (or alcohol free if that’s his thing), chocolate covered raisins or even a few retro sweets from his youth. Wrap it up nicely and it’s a winner.

Something for his hobby!

Even if he says he doesn’t want anything, if he’s got a hobby, there’s usually something he’ll appreciate. Into gardening? A new plant label set or a decent pair of gloves? Loves football? A pint glass with his team’s badge or a funny football themed book could do the trick. A music lover? A set of guitar picks, vinyl record coasters or a print of his favourite band. These don’t have to break the bank and even £5 to £15 can get you something thoughtful.

A DIY night in kit!

Put together a mini Father’s Day movie box. Include: A film or series suggestion (maybe even write it out like a cinema ticket!), his favourite snacks, a pair of comfy socks (plain, not punny) and a little note saying you’ll watch it with him, no phones allowed! Sometimes the best gift is just making time together feel a bit special.

A memory jar!

This is a really heartfelt one. Get a jar or tin and fill it with notes, funny memories, things you love about him, jokes you share, quotes from your childhood or even old photos folded up small. It’s thoughtful, it costs next to nothing and it’s guaranteed to bring a tear to his eye (even if he pretends he’s “just got something in his eye”).

A cheap & cheerful DIY project!

If you're a bit crafty, make something. Paint a rock with a message, make a framed photo collage or turn an empty jam jar into a “Dad’s Treat Fund” with a label and a few coins to get him started. It doesn’t have to be perfect it just has to come from you.

Not everything has to be a physical gift. Sometimes experiences are better, especially if your dad truly doesn’t want stuff. Think things like breakfast in bed, a walk and a pub lunch or an afternoon with a no to-do list.

You don’t have to spend loads to make Father’s Day meaningful especially for the dad who says he doesn’t want anything. Skip the generic tat, focus on things that show you know him and remember that time, effort and love are worth more than any shop bought gift!

What are you getting your dad or father figure for Father's Day?