Things I’d take with me in a zombie apocalypse!

I am a big fan of TV shows like The Walking Dead, recently I have been rewatching it and sometimes I find myself rolling my eyes and thinking they do some really stupid things. Like on when stuff first started to go wrong in the world on The Walking Dead Lori took their photo's off the walls and albums, what are they going to do when you are fighting to live? Yes, they're nice to have around but they have no practical use.

Over the years Stu and I have talked lots about what we would take with us if a zombie apocalypse happened. This is my list of what I would take with me!

A Trusty Backpack

If you don’t have a decent backpack you’re just not prepared. How else are you going to carry all your gear while running for your life? We need something sturdy with loads of compartments, it’s got to be big enough to hold everything, waterproof and comfortable to wear too! I imagine having a backpack that Bear Grylls would be proud of!

A Machete

Forget fancy swords or katanas. I’m not Michonne and I don’t have time for sword fighting lessons but a machete, that’s practical, it doesn’t run out of ammo, it’s great for close combat and it’s perfect for clearing paths through those pesky forests and bushes when you’re trying to escape. I have actually used a machete when clearing bushes when I was once at my dad's, I had great fun with it. hehehe

Water Purification Tablets

In the apocalypse it’s all about hydration! You can’t rely on bottled water forever and the tap water situation is not going to be great so water purification tablets are a must. These little lifesavers will keep you from turning into a dehydrated, zombie snack and help you make it to the next safe zone without keeling over.

Duct Tape

I swear by duct tape in everyday life so you bet it’s coming with me in the apocalypse. It’s the ultimate problem solver: need to fix your backpack? Duct tape. Got a hole in your tent? Duct tape. Need to shut up that one person who can’t stop panicking and screaming? Duct tape. I think the world could be rebuilt using just duct tape! You would be amazed at what is stuck together in my house with Duct Tape.

A First Aid Kit

It’s not all about fighting off zombies; you’ve got to keep yourself in tip top shape too. A proper first aid kit with plenty of bandages, antiseptic wipes, painkillers and maybe some super glue is non-negotiable. I am not going down because I tripped over a rock and got an infected cut. That’s just embarrassing.

Portable Solar Charger

In a world without electricity, you’ve got to harness the power of the sun! A portable solar charger will keep your essential gadgets running like your phone, (you never know, maybe there’s still Wi-Fi somewhere?), flashlight, or even a mini fan because the apocalypse will probably be a sweaty affair.

Snacks (Lots of Snacks!)

If there’s one thing I won’t compromise on it's snacks! We’re talking high calorie, non perishable goodies like energy bars, nuts, crisps and chocolate. I refuse to become a “hangry” zombie apocalypse survivor and if you end up meeting other survivors nothing bonds a group quite like sharing a bag of crisps.

A Multi-Tool

Think Swiss Army knife but better. A multi-tool is an absolute essential because it’s basically a toolbox in your pocket. Need to cut a rope? Tighten a screw? Crack open a can of beans? This little gadget does it all. 

A Comfy Hoodie

While everyone else is busy grabbing tactical gear, I’m grabbing my favourite hoodie, I already know which one. An oversized Nike one that I have had for years. It’s not just about looking cool, it’s about practicality. A good hoodie keeps you warm at night, can be used as a pillow and offers some comfort when the world’s gone to hell. Plus if I’m going to survive the apocalypse, I want to be cosy doing it. I turn into such a grump when I am cold.

A Sense of Humour

Technically this isn’t something you can pack but I’d definitely bring my sense of humour with me. If you can’t laugh at the absurdity of running from zombies while wearing a ratty old hoodie and eating stale crisps then what’s the point?

What would you take with you in a zombie apocalypse?