Would You Rather - Part 5.

A while ago I saw a post from the blog This Is Where It's At with 80 Would you rather questions. I thought they would be fun to answer them. I was going to do all 80 in one post but I do like to waffle on so thought I would split them into a few blog posts. You can read the previous set of questions in a previous blog post.

Would you rather have green hair or a red face?

I've had all sorts of hair colours and for a very short time I did have green hair when I was trying to remove some colour from my hair once and it wasn't that bad so I would have to go with that. I don't think I would like to have a red face all of the time. 

Would you rather have to sing or dance at the school assembly?

I am not a good singer at all and I am an even worse dancer unless I have had a few drinks and then I think I am amazing. lol I think I would have to go with sing, I could hit probably 1 out of every 20 notes. 

Would you rather be as tall as a giraffe or as short as a mouse?

Ohh, somewhere in-between would be good but I would say this time as tall as a giraffe just so I could have a good nosy in people's gardens.

Would you rather moo like a cow when you cry or squeak like a mouse when you laugh?

I laugh more than I cry so I would rather moo like a cow. It would be less embarrassing as I tend not to cry in front of people that I don't know.

Would you rather eat your snot or have a fart milkshake?

Eww! Neither. I don't eat my snot but I am guessing that I must have over the years so I would go for that. The thought of a fart milkshake is turning my stomach.

Would you rather be able to see in the dark or never be tired?

I would love to never be tired again. Imagine that, I think the last time I wasn't tired was before the kids were born. lol

Would you rather live without running water or electricity?

This is easy. I could manage without running water. I would collect rainwater in big tubs and buy bottled water to drink. I need electricity for the TV and internet. hehehe

Would you rather be covered in red dots or be as hairy as a gorilla?

I think I would be as hairy as a gorilla. If I don't shave my legs I feel as hairy as one sometimes. The red dots would be more of an inconvenience.  

Would you rather blink all day long, or sneeze every time you want to talk?

I do blink all day long. lol I am guessing this means blinking more than the average. I would rather blink than want to sneeze every time I wanted to talk. In the summer I suffer with hay fever and it is no fun wanting to sneeze all of the time.

Would you rather wet your pants every time you laugh or burp every time you want to smile?

I come close to wetting my pants when I laugh sometimes so that's not for me. I could cope with burping whenever I wanted to smile. 

What would you answer for these Would you rather questions?